Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Friday, July 23, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
3 things I will never understand about women...
things I will never understand about women using public restrooms that is. (To get the full effect of this post, please insert sarcasm, gestures, & gross faces in each example!)
#1 ~ why is it so difficult to flush the toilet? Do you do this at home? Ewwww!! And for those auto flush toilets, they always have a button, sensor, something on it to make it flush. C'mon women, that's just gross! Unless the toilet is stopped up, flush it!
#2 ~ how do women miss the bowl?? This one has been twisting my brain in knots for years. How do you miss?? Are you doing the hover maneuver?? I don't get it...
#3 ~ no one wants to listen to you tinkle. Not the people in the stall next to you and certainly not the person you're talking to on the phone. And believe me when I say, I've heard women going something other than that (aka, #2) while talking on a cell phone. I won't even get into further details about why that's gross... Gross, gross, gross!!!
This has been a public service announcement for the Women Against Gross Women in Public Restrooms Advocacy Group. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming...
#1 ~ why is it so difficult to flush the toilet? Do you do this at home? Ewwww!! And for those auto flush toilets, they always have a button, sensor, something on it to make it flush. C'mon women, that's just gross! Unless the toilet is stopped up, flush it!
#2 ~ how do women miss the bowl?? This one has been twisting my brain in knots for years. How do you miss?? Are you doing the hover maneuver?? I don't get it...
#3 ~ no one wants to listen to you tinkle. Not the people in the stall next to you and certainly not the person you're talking to on the phone. And believe me when I say, I've heard women going something other than that (aka, #2) while talking on a cell phone. I won't even get into further details about why that's gross... Gross, gross, gross!!!
This has been a public service announcement for the Women Against Gross Women in Public Restrooms Advocacy Group. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming...
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
we interrupt your Saturday afternoon for some silliness!!
yes, I was recording this while driving. yes I was watching the road. not bad considering I wasn't watching the camera to make sure I had my subjects in view!
I think this proves that white men can't dance!! hehe That's ok, he gets some of that silliness from hanging around me for so long! And that's just fine with me :) Actually, this is what happens when you're trying to get your 5 yr old to stop being so grumpy. Some silly "dancing" errupts!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Wednesday funny
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As a scrapper who has at least 20 pairs of scissors...I can totally relate!
As a scrapper who has at least 20 pairs of scissors...I can totally relate!
Monday, April 6, 2009
diary of a bathroom scale
You may (or may not) have noticed my weight loss calculator/scale/mocker of me everyday has been stuck at 4lbs. Sadly, I have not lost weight. I don't eat a lot. I don't eat a lot of fast food. I don't eat a lot of junk. And still, the pounds don't come off. Very frustrating. And doctors are no help. Don't even get me started on my love/hate relationship with them....
A part of me doesn't care. Because trying to lose weight and get pregnant at the same time don't really go hand in hand, do they?? But I figured since this "getting preggo" thing hasn't worked for say the last 15 mos that I'd try and lose weight in the process. Looks like neither one is working!! But still, the scale continues to mock me every chance it gets.
Crappy scale, I think it's broke. Listen to how it talks to me...
Week 1 ~ Holy cow, you need to lose some weight!!
Week 2 ~ Seriously, you think you've lost weight already??
Week 3 ~ Are you even trying?
Week 4 ~ Ok, now we're making some progress
Week 5 ~ Still the same fatty!
Week 6 ~ Have you tried exercising??
Week 7 ~ Now we're going in the right direction
Week 8 ~ WRONG direction!
Week 9 ~ Don't even bother, you know nothing's changed!
Week 10 ~ Why are we even bothering with this??
Week 11 ~ That dessert you ate last night is gonna cost ya
My scale and me, we're not such good friends...
A part of me doesn't care. Because trying to lose weight and get pregnant at the same time don't really go hand in hand, do they?? But I figured since this "getting preggo" thing hasn't worked for say the last 15 mos that I'd try and lose weight in the process. Looks like neither one is working!! But still, the scale continues to mock me every chance it gets.
Crappy scale, I think it's broke. Listen to how it talks to me...
Week 1 ~ Holy cow, you need to lose some weight!!
Week 2 ~ Seriously, you think you've lost weight already??
Week 3 ~ Are you even trying?
Week 4 ~ Ok, now we're making some progress
Week 5 ~ Still the same fatty!
Week 6 ~ Have you tried exercising??
Week 7 ~ Now we're going in the right direction
Week 8 ~ WRONG direction!
Week 9 ~ Don't even bother, you know nothing's changed!
Week 10 ~ Why are we even bothering with this??
Week 11 ~ That dessert you ate last night is gonna cost ya
My scale and me, we're not such good friends...
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
favorite commercials from the Superbowl
In case you missed them (or want to laugh again), I thought I'd share some of my favorite commercials from yesterday
I always find these commercials funny
You gotta love a good animal commercial :)
This had me cracking up!
And, of course, my kids' favorite. Yes, shameless butt scanning will get my kids laughing each and every time!
Although, I think if we go see that movie I might have to cough really loud during the "code brown" part. Yeah....don't want my kids saying that!
There were, of course, other funny commercials like the Pedigree & Mr. Potatohead ads along with others.
I always find these commercials funny
You gotta love a good animal commercial :)
This had me cracking up!
And, of course, my kids' favorite. Yes, shameless butt scanning will get my kids laughing each and every time!
Although, I think if we go see that movie I might have to cough really loud during the "code brown" part. Yeah....don't want my kids saying that!
There were, of course, other funny commercials like the Pedigree & Mr. Potatohead ads along with others.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Scrapper's Christmas poem
My friend Carol had this on her blog. I think this poem was written for me...at least my husband would think so!!
Twas the night before Christmas, I'm glued to the tree.
I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me.
Could it be cardstock or chipboard or lace?
Or a Cricut, I said, with a smile on my face.
And that's when I heard him, "Hi Santa, " I said
"You know....good little girls should be in their beds."
"I know I should Santa, and now I've been caught.
But I was just so excited to see what you brought."
"Well, let's take a look in this room where you work.
He shook his head quickly, and left with a jerk.
I heard him exclaim as he put it in gear.
"You've got enough crap, I'll see you next year!"
Twas the night before Christmas, I'm glued to the tree.
I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me.
Could it be cardstock or chipboard or lace?
Or a Cricut, I said, with a smile on my face.
And that's when I heard him, "Hi Santa, " I said
"You know....good little girls should be in their beds."
"I know I should Santa, and now I've been caught.
But I was just so excited to see what you brought."
"Well, let's take a look in this room where you work.
He shook his head quickly, and left with a jerk.
I heard him exclaim as he put it in gear.
"You've got enough crap, I'll see you next year!"
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