Dear Lightening,

I'll admit that you are very pretty to look at. The way you streak across the sky is absolutely amazing. And as pretty as you are to look at, I really don't appreciate the havoc that you've wreaked on my home. For example, was it really necessary to knock out my computer and modem?? Did I mention that my computer is only 5 mos old?? Just a baby. She didn't deserve that. And what's with blowing out my cable and internet, too?? You know how I can't live without the internet. I appreciate not being able to watch Vampire Diaries & Supernatural last night. Staring at the ceiling was a much better use of my time. And I guess knocking out my garage door opener was just icing on the cake, wasn't it?? 

Well, you and me aren't on speaking terms anymore. I'm sorry, but that's just how it's got to be.

Signed,
Distraught and out of touch in Georgia